Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, AVerse 1BmA
I can run a hundred miles
BmA
without stoppin' for rest
BmA
I can stay under water for
BmA
five minutes on a single breath
BridgeG
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
ChorusDDmaj7
I come too fast!
D7G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
AA couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
AD
thing of the past
DDmaj7
I come too fast!
D7G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
AD
before I take off my pants
Verse 2BmA
I've read all the articles
BmA
and I've tried every trick
BmA
Thinking of Sports or naked
BmA
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
BridgeG
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
ChorusDDmaj7
I come too fast!
D7G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
AD
girl sits on my lap
DDmaj7
I come too fast!
D7G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
AD
fly lands on my shaft.
DmAmD
Oooooh...
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