Alone In The Universe by Jon Lajoie
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    



_Intro:_
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…
_Verse:_
E                        A
Floating in space at the edge of time
    E                 A
In a universe that we can’t define
E                        A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E                     A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
        E                   A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
        E                A – A5…
Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
             E5    A5
To milk the snake
                       E5     A5
Girls do the taco handshake
          E5               A5         E5    A5  E5 A5  E5
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
        E                            A
Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
        E                            A
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
   E                     A
We all take matters into our own hands
         E                     A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
     E                           A
We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E            A – A5
If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
                 E5     A5
To pull the handbrake
               E5     A5
To play vagina DJ
      E5                       A5
She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_
E  A  E B  (x2)
_Final Verse:_
E5            A5  E5                   B5
 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5                 A5    E5              B5
 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5             A5     E5                B5
 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5                A5    E5              B5
 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
    A                       B        E
I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight