IntroFGCVerseCGAmF
It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
CGAmGF
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
CGAmF
So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
CGAmGFA bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron.
GF
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
GF
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
G
But you are wrong…
ChorusCG/B
They want another stupid mother-fucking,
AmAm/GF
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/EFG
radio friendly song.
CG/BAmAm/G
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
FC/EFG
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
FGC
Unoriginal melody.
VerseCGAm
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
F
Something’s wrong.
CGAmGF
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.
CGAmF
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don’t have anything to say.
CGAmGF
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo fucking gay.
GF
You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
GF
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.
G
But you are wrong…
ChorusCG
They want another stupid mother-fucking,
AmAm/GF
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/EFG
radio friendly song.
CG/BAmAm/G
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
FC/EFG
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
OutroAmGFG
piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit.
AmGFG
I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
GCG/B
corporate bitch singing stupid mother-fucking,
AmAm/GF
lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter,
C/EFGC
radio friendly piece of shit.
N.C.
God, I hate this shit.
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