Intro F G C Verse C G Am F It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before. C G Am G F Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo. C G Am F So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one. C G Am G F A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron. G F You assume that the general public is not that stupid. G F You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this. G But you are wrong… Chorus C G/B They want another stupid mother-f*cking, Am Am/G F lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter, C/E F G radio friendly song. C G/B Am Am/G And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall. F C/E F G And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song. F G C Unoriginal melody. Verse C G Am Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot? F Something’s wrong. C G Am G F While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs. C G Am F All these f*cking unoriginal pussies that don’t have anything to say. C G Am G F I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay. G F You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat. G F And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible. G But you are wrong… Chorus C G They want another stupid mother-f*cking, Am Am/G F lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter, C/E F G radio friendly song. C G/B Am Am/G And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall. F C/E F G And at the office they all love the new radio friendly Outro Am G F G piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit. Am G F G I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this G C G/B corporate bitch singing stupid mother-f*cking, Am Am/G F lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter, C/E F G C radio friendly piece of shit. N.C. God, I hate this shit.
