Verse
C#m       B       A       E 
How do you show someone you love 
C#m       B      E 
That they are the one? 
C#m       B       A       E 
So many ways to express love 
C#m       B               E 
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it? 
 
Chorus
     E              A          B              C#m 
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug 
     E       A                       B7            E 
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup 
     E              A          B              C#m 
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out 
     E       A                       B7         E 
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths 
 
Verse
C#m       B       A       E 
Sometimes making love is not enough 
C#m       B      E 
You have to step it up 
C#m       B       A       E 
And urinating on her face 
C#m       B      E 
Is not enough to say - I love you 
 
Chorus
     E              A          B              C#m 
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug 
     E       A                       B7            E 
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup 
     E              A          B              C#m 
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out 
     E       A                       B7            E 
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths 
 
E 
She's covered in vomit and human feces 
That's how I know that she needs me 
She's covered in vomit and human feces 
That's how I know that she needs me 
She's covered in vomit and human feces 
That's how I know that she needs me 
 
A                         B7                    E Let it ring. 
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face 
 
I love you.