Maynards Dick by Tool
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro
E5		G5		D5		A5	G5 	X2
E		G		D		A	G	X2
Verse 1
E		 G		D
 It's all an open center
D	     A		   G	      E  
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
E		G		D
It doesn't have to feel water 
D		       A	   G
It's just a place that feels right with him 
Chorus:
E	       G			D
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D		 A	      G		E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E		  G
Would you like to glide on,
G	D		     A		G
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's 
G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G	E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G		 A5       G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 
Verse 2
E		  G		  D	
There's a shyness found in reason
D	     A	       G	 E
Apprehensive influence swallow away
E		   G		 D
You seem to feel abysmal take it
D		    A	      G
then you're careful grace for sure 
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)
E	       G5			D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D5		 A5	      G5	E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E		  G5
Would you like to glide on,
G5	 D5/E		      A5	 
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick 
G5	E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5	E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5	E5		   G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G		 A5       G A G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick 
Bridge
E5				G5
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
E5			    C5
Put it right on top of your forehead
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Took you out in the back of the toolshed
G *				     A *	    G5 **
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's	
							  
G5 **	E5 **						  
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's				  
G5 **	E5 **
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 **	E5 **
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 **
Diiiiiiick!