Intro 
 
E5		G5		D5		A5	G5 	X2 
 
E		G		D		A	G	X2 
 
Verse 1 
 
E		 G		D 
 It's all an open center 
 
D	     A		   G	      E   
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away 
 
E		G		D 
It doesn't have to feel water  
 
D		       A	   G 
It's just a place that feels right with him  
 
Chorus: 
 
E	       G			D 
Kinda like the way you're breathing 
 
D		 A	      G		E 
I kinda like the way you keep looking away 
 
E		  G 
Would you like to glide on, 
 
G	D		     A		G 
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's  
 
G	E 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G	E 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G	E 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G		 A5       G 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick  
 
Verse 2 
 
E		  G		  D	 
There's a shyness found in reason 
 
D	     A	       G	 E 
Apprehensive influence swallow away 
 
E		   G		 D 
You seem to feel abysmal take it 
 
D		    A	      G 
then you're careful grace for sure  
 
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion) 
 
E	       G5			D5/E 
Kinda like the way you're breathing 
 
D5		 A5	      G5	E 
I kinda like the way you keep looking away 
 
E		  G5 
Would you like to glide on, 
 
G5	 D5/E		      A5	  
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick  
 
G5	E5 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G5	E5 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G5	E5		   G 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G		 A5       G A G 
Diiiiiiiiiiiick  
 
Bridge 
 
E5				G5 
Took you out in the back of the toolshed 
 
E5			    C5 
Put it right on top of your forehead 
 
E *				F# * 
Took you out in the back of the toolshed 
 
G *				     A *	    G5 ** 
Now you know what you're f*ckin with... Maynard's	 
							   
G5 **	E5 **						   
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's				   
 
G5 **	E5 ** 
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G5 **	E5 ** 
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's 
 
G5 ** 
Diiiiiiick!