D
Some say the end is near.
F
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
D
I certainly hope we will.
F
I sure could use a vacation from this
---
DFG
bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
DFG
Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.
D
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
F
Any fucking time.
G
Any fucking day.
DFG
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.
---
D
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
F
Fret for your lawsuit and
G
Fret for your hairpiece and
D
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
F
Fret for your contract and
G
Fret for your car.
---
DFG
It’s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
DFG
freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
D
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
F
Any fucking time.
G
Any fucking day.
DFG
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.
---
D
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
FG
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
D
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
FG
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
---
D
Some say the end is near.
FG
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
D
I certainly hope we will
FG
I sure could use a vacation from this
DFG
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit…
DFG
One great big festering neon distraction,
D
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
F
Learn to swim.
G
Learn to swim.
DFG
Learn to swim. Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
DFG
Mom’s com in’ round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.
---
DFG
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
---
D
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
FG
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
D
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
FG
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
D
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
FG
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim. 8x)
D
Cuz I’m praying for rain
FG
and I’m praying for tidal waves
D
I wanna see the ground give way.
FG
I wanna watch it all go down.
D
Mom please flush it all away.
FG
I wanna see it go right in and down.
D
I wanna watch it go right in.
FG
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.
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D
Time to bring it down again.
F
Don’t just call me pessimist.
D
Try and read between the lines.
F
I can’t imagine why you wouldn't
D
Welcome any change, my friend.
FG
I wanna see it come down.
D
Suck it down.
F
Suck it down.
G
Flush it down.
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.