VERSE 1 
(D D - -) 
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I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a 
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Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings 
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New tattoos that claimed that  
 
(D DU U D) 
D  D     C  
He was OGT, 
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After '92, 
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The first EP. 
 
(D D - -) 
C      D   
And in between 
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Sips of Coke 
D       D 
He told me that 
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He thought  
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We were sellin' out, 
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Layin' down, 
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Suckin' up 
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To the man. 
 
CHORUS 1 
(D DU U D) 
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Well now I've got some 
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Advice for you, little buddy. 
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Before you point the finger 
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You should know that 
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I'm the man, 
       C 
And if I'm the man, 
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Then you're the man, and 
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He's the man as well so you can 
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Point that f*ckin' finger up your ass. 
 
F G D D 
 
VERSE 2 
(D D - -) 
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All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
D 
Dumb f*ck. 
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I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. 
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I sold my soul to make a record, 
F 
Dip shit, 
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And you bought one. 
 
CHORUS 2 
(D DU U D) 
   C 
So I've got some 
G          D           D 
Advice for you, little buddy. 
F                     G 
Before you point your finger 
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You should know that 
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I'm the man, 
   C               G 
If I'm the f*ckin' man 
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Then you're the f*ckin' man as well 
 
So you can 
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Point that f*ckin' finger up your ass. 
 
F G D D  
F F D  
 
VERSE 3 
(D DU U D) 
A             D                    D      
All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
D 
Dumb f*ck. 
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I sold out long before you ever heard my name. 
          D              D           
I sold my soul to make a record, 
D 
Dip shit, 
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And you bought one. 
 
BRIDGE 
(D DU U D) 
C G D D  
F G D D 
 
VERSE 4 
(D D - -) 
F        F 
All you read and 
F       F 
Wear or see and 
C       C        
Hear on TV 
C    C 
Is a product 
G       G 
Begging for your 
G      G 
Fatass dirty 
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Dollar 
N.C. 
So...Shut up and 
 
OUTRO 
(DUDUDUDU) 
D   D   D         
Buy buy buy 
C   C                
Buy my new record 
D   D   D       
Buy buy buy 
C    C 
Send more money 
D    D 
F*ck you, buddy. 
C    C 
F*ck you, buddy. 
D    D 
F*ck you, buddy. 
C    C 
F*ck you, buddy. 
D (hold)