Hooker With A Penis by Tool
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Verse 1 
(D D - -)
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I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
D    D       D    D      F
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
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New tattoos that claimed that 
(D DU U D)
D  D     C 
He was OGT,
C       D
After '92,
D          C    C
The first EP.
(D D - -)
C      D  
And in between
D       D
Sips of Coke
D       D
He told me that
D
He thought 
D       D       D
We were sellin' out,
F      F
Layin' down,
F       F
Suckin' up
F      F 
To the man.
Chorus 1 
(D DU U D)
         C        
Well now I've got some
G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.
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Before you point the finger
           D
You should know that
        D
I'm the man,
       C
And if I'm the man,
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Then you're the man, and
D               A
He's the man as well so you can
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Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D
Verse 2 
(D D - -)
D            D                     D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
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I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
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I sold my soul to make a record,
F
Dip shit,
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And you bought one.
Chorus 2 
(D DU U D)
   C
So I've got some
G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F                     G
Before you point your finger
           D
You should know that
        D
I'm the man,
   C               G
If I'm the fuckin' man
                D              A
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
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Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D 
F F D 
Verse 3 
(D DU U D)
A             D                    D     
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
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I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
          D              D          
I sold my soul to make a record,
D
Dip shit,
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And you bought one.
Bridge 
(D DU U D)
C G D D 
F G D D
Verse 4 
(D D - -)
F        F
All you read and
F       F
Wear or see and
C       C       
Hear on TV
C    C
Is a product
G       G
Begging for your
G      G
Fatass dirty
D 
Dollar
N.C.
So...Shut up and
Outro 
(DUDUDUDU)
D   D   D        
Buy buy buy
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Buy my new record
D   D   D      
Buy buy buy
C    C
Send more money
D    D
Fuck you, buddy.
C    C
Fuck you, buddy.
D    D
Fuck you, buddy.
C    C
Fuck you, buddy.
D (hold)