13 Stitches by Nofx
Key: GG | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    



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the first time i saw the descendents, they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
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no one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
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after a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney On The Roq late sunday night
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that was enough for me, i hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record
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the next time i went to the whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
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the latter band played faster than i could believe
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but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
      D                Em    C                       D
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk
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then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake
(TRUMPET SOLO)
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the third time i went to the hospital, i needed 13 stitches in my head
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i managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post
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my girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs
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my blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
       C                               D
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash