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the first time i saw the descendents, they were the fastest band i'd ever seen 
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no one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play 
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after a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney On The Roq late sunday night 
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that was enough for me, i hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record 
 
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the next time i went to the whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops 
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the latter band played faster than i could believe 
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but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 
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'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk 
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then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake 
 
(TRUMPET SOLO) 
 
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the third time i went to the hospital, i needed 13 stitches in my head 
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i managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post 
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my girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs 
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my blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes 
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but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash