60% by Nofx
Key: AA | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


A                     F#m 
 I'm not here to entertain you 
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I'm here to meet my friend the Russian 
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The Irish, the German, the Columbian 
 
                       F#m 
I don't care how bad I fuck up 
                             D 
I care about how fucked up I get 
                E 
I'm not your clown 
 
            A 
I'm your dealer 
                                  F#m 
And I'm holding three bindles of bullshit 
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And you're buyin' them 'cause you are addicted 
       E                A  
To the pure and totally uncut 
 
Bm                E 
I'm not here to amuse you 
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I'm here to abuse my body  
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I'm here because old habits die hard 
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And seriously, what else am I supposed to do? 
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This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit 
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It's sad, but this is my life 
 
A                       F# 
Welcome to our mission statement 
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Total self-debasement 
    E              A 
And not giving our all 
 
Watch us Fall! 
 
                       F# 
It's not that we don't pull it 
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It's just that we only give about 60 or so percent 
 
B                       E 
Would you rather be fed bullshit 
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From some 20-something, makeup wearing, popstar 
 
B                         E                           
"This one goes out to all our fans all over the world 
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Without you, we'd just be us. 
                 B                               
So, I just wanna say thank you! 
            E 
We fuckin' love you, Modesto!" 
 
Fuck you! 
A                         F#   
And you're takin' it easy before the show 
                      D 
So you won't lose your voice 
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And disappoint your fans routine 
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And you don't care about the children 
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You don't even know them 
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All you know is their money