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I spent my last ten dollars on a can of Copenhagen 
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and a six pack of beer 
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Spent my week feeling depressed and alone because you’re not here 
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And every time that you said you loved me was all one big fat lie 
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Probably think I lost my will to live 
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but I found something good to do with my life  
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     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control 
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     And I taught my dog to go and get me a beer 
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     And I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it 
     G                D            C 
     But I taught my dog to say I love you 
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     And she means it   YEAH      she means it 
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Hocked my roping saddle & a brand new pair of spurs 
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for a camera & some video tape 
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filmed my dog, sent it in, won five grand, 
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I know you’re thinking boy that’s great 
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but Leno and Letterman called me today 
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said they want me on their TV show 
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so I really don’t give a sh... that you’re gone 
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‘cause my dog she loves me the most  
     G            D                  C 
     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control 
     G                D           C 
     and I taught my dog to go and get me a beer 
     G           D                       C  
     and I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it 
     G                D           C 
     but I taught my dog to say I love you 
            G          D        C 
     and she means it   YEAH  she means it