Chorus: 
 
G                         
Gonna build me a bar, in the back of my car 
                    D 
And drive myself to drinkin 
 
To many beers has me grinding gears 
            G 
In my 67' lincoln. 
 
Did I mention I think I'm inchin 
                  D 
Slowly toward extinction 
 
Gonna build a bar, in the back of my car 
                      G 
And drive myself to drinkin. 
 
Verse1: 
C            
She said if I lost my job again 
 G 
She'd walk right out that door 
C     
well there she goes and hell who knows 
 D 
Ain't like it hadn't happen before...... 
 
Chorus 
 
Verse 2: 
 
you know it ain't easy being me 
 
Being loaded is a hell of a load 
 
But I got my gin and whole bunch of friends 
 
To help me get down the road 
 
Chorus: 
 
Talk: 
Now I don't want you to think I'm for drinking and driving ladies and gentleman 
 
Cause I'm not 
 
Though I do drink, I do drive, I try not to do both at the same time 
 
Especially when you talkin on a cell phone, trying to change CD player 
 
Eat a McDonalds hamburger And pay for the **** all at the same time.  
 Lot of work 
 
So heres another verse to show that I'm not for drinking driving goes like this 
 
Verse 3: 
 
I know I shouldn't drink and drive, 
 
But that woman put me through hell 
 
Drove off in a ditch, thinking bout that b***h 
 
NOw there hollin my butt to jail