Drive Myself To Drinkin by Doug Moreland
Key: GG | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Chorus:
G                        
Gonna build me a bar, in the back of my car
                    D
And drive myself to drinkin
To many beers has me grinding gears
            G
In my 67' lincoln.
Did I mention I think I'm inchin
                  D
Slowly toward extinction
Gonna build a bar, in the back of my car
                      G
And drive myself to drinkin.
Verse1:
C           
She said if I lost my job again
 G
She'd walk right out that door
C    
well there she goes and hell who knows
 D
Ain't like it hadn't happen before......
Chorus
Verse 2:
you know it ain't easy being me
Being loaded is a hell of a load
But I got my gin and whole bunch of friends
To help me get down the road
Chorus:
Talk:
Now I don't want you to think I'm for drinking and driving ladies and gentleman
Cause I'm not
Though I do drink, I do drive, I try not to do both at the same time
Especially when you talkin on a cell phone, trying to change CD player
Eat a McDonalds hamburger And pay for the **** all at the same time. 
 Lot of work
So heres another Verse to show that I'm not for drinking driving goes like this
Verse 3:
I know I shouldn't drink and drive,
But that woman put me through hell
Drove off in a ditch, thinking bout that b***h
NOw there hollin my butt to jail