G# 
Woke up in the morning 
C# 
Put on my new plastic glove 
G# 
Served some reheated salisbury steak 
C# 
With a little slice of love 
G#                              C# 
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of 
D# 
Just know everything's doing fine 
        C#                      G# 
Down here in Lunchlady Land 
G# 
Well I wear this net on my head 
C# 
'Cause my red hair is fallin'out 
G# 
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 
C# 
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout 
G# 
I know you want seconds on the corndogs 
C# 
But there's not reason to shout 
D# 
Everybody gets enough food 
                C#              G# 
Down here in Lunchlady Land 
C#                                              G# 
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes 
C# 
And my breath reeks of tuna 
                                                D# 
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose 
G# 
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true 
C# 
Clouds made of carrots and peas 
G# 
Mountains built of shepherds pie 
C# 
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese 
G# 
But don't forget to return your trays 
C# 
And try to ignore my gum disease 
D# 
No student can escape the magic of 
C#              G#              C# 
Lunchlady Land 
G# 
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders 
                                        C# 
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders 
C# 
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans 
G# 
Hoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders 
C# 
Navy beans, navy beans 
C# 
Meatloaf sandwich 
G# 
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe 
C# 
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe 
G# 
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe 
C# 
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe 
G# 
Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see 
C# 
All the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me 
G# 
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold 
C# 
I said I got the spatula just do what you're told 
G# 
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight 
C# 
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might 
G# 
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head