Daveys Song by Adam Sandler
Key: CC | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro: C F x4
     C                       F
well I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday
     C                          F
so I drink 'em all away. That's me!
    G                   F          G             F   
oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
    G                         F
But I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze,
C                 F
That's just who I am.
      C                             F
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg
     C                               F
Then I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
G                         F
While you're singing your holiday tune
    G               F
I'm acting like the town buffoon
G                            F
Whippin' out my big , white, scary moon
C                       F
And blowin' a beef your way
       C                            F
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
   C                            F
To me they're just something to shoot
       G            F           C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
G
Well, I'm a snowmobile stealin'
                             Am
No chance for season feeling kind of guy
G
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
Dadd6                       F
And make sure every snowman die
C                        F
Believin' in Santa's all wrong
    C                           F
And Chanukah's eight nights too long 
       G            F           C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
       G            F           C
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me