Intro
| GmG | GmGG |
| Eb D#maj7b5 | Eb D#maj7b5 D#maj7* |
Verse 1GmGG
My life is so successful
GmGG
I've got everything a man could
Eb D#maj7b5 Eb D#maj7b5 D#maj*
ever need.
GmGG
Got a 1000 dollar haircut
GmGG
And I even have a talk show on
Eb D#maj7b5 | Eb D#maj7b5 D#maj7*
TV
CmDmEb
And I know I should be happy, but instead
GmFF
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
Chorus 1
**Easier Variation: Substitute F for F and D# for EbF (1x3231)
Eb (x6878x)
CGm
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
EbEb
It's killing me that no one knows
FF
Why it was built 5000 years ago.
CGm
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
EbEb
How could they raise the stones so high
FFCm
Completely without the technology
DmEb
We have today?
Verse 2GmG
When I make my jalapeños
GmGG
Calamari and prosciutto
Eb D#maj7b5 | Eb D#maj7b5 D#maj7*
I'm the king!
GmG
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
GmG
When I tell her all I bought is
Eb D#maj7b5 | Eb D#maj7b5 D#maj7*
from the local store
CmDmEb
And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
FGm
She gives me a smile
FF
Then she plays with my balls
Chorus 2CGm
All I think of is Stonehenge
EbEb
I think about it when I dream
FF
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
CGm
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
EbEbA giant granite birthday cake
FF
Or a prison far too easy to
GAm
escape?
Bridge (technically starts with the G on "escape?")
F
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!
G
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
Am
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
F
And they moved it (Stonehenge!)
And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)
GA
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales!
Chorus 3DGbmGAm
What's the deal with Stonehenge?
FF
You should have left a tiny hint
GGD
When you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the...)
Am
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? (fuck builds a Stonehenge?)
FF
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
GG
Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
Outro
**Chords in () are optional but compliment the voicing of the song**
AG
I would give anything to know
(Em) (Bm)A
About the Stonehenge
G
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
(Em) (Bm)A
Would you give them your car?
G
Mmm Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
(Em) (Bm)A
What car do you drive?
G
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
(G) (Em)(Bm)AA car you can trust!
G
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
What henge is that again?
A
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
GA
God, it is the greatest henge of all!
DbmDEmG
What's the meaning of Stone-henge?!
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.