Intro: G#mVerse 1: G#mF#D#mG#m (4x)
G#mF#
They're amazing, don't you think?
D#mG#m
So incredibly talented
G#mF#
So many hits on YouTube
D#mG#m
So many things to live up to
G#mF#
They're amazing, don't you think?
D#mG#m
My two older brothers
G#mF#
They've had a wonderful career
D#mG#m
But I was never asked to join them
Refrain 1: ED#mF# (2x)
ED#mF#
Oh God, how can it be?
ED#mF#
Those assholes did not ask me?
Chorus 1: EG#mF# (4x) then G#mEG#mF#
I will never be a star
E
I will never ever do a concert
G#mF#
Never perform with an audience
EG#mF#
I'll never stand alone on stage
E
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
G#mF#
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
G#m
I will never be a star
Verse 2: G#mF#D#mG#m (2x)
G#mF#
I have some tricks up my sleeve
D#mG#m
How I wish that I can show them
G#mF#
I spin a pen around my thumb
D#mG#m
And then I grab it with my index
Refrain 2: EF#D#mG#m (2x)
E
I want to show it
F#
But I know I can't
D#m
Cause the live audience
G#m
Gives me nerves here I stand
E
I tremble, I sweat
F#
Shivers run down my spine
D#mG#m
As I stretch out my arm and prepare
Chorus 2: EG#mF# (4x)
EG#mF#
That's why I'll never be a star
E
I wouldn't know how to move my body
G#mF#
I would be stiff as a traffic light
EG#mF#
I will never be a star
E
I wouldn't know how to top the ChorusG#mF#
With lots of smoke going everywhere
Bridge: EG#mF# (2x)
Ok, listen up everyone!
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
That's what I did!
Outro: EG#mF# (2x) then G#mEG#mF#
I will never be a star
E
You better believe it
G#m
‘Cause I mean it
F#
I will never be
G#m
I will never be a star
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.