INTRO 
 
| Gm       Gsus2    | Gm       Gsus2         G5      | 
 
| D#maj7   D#maj7b5 | D#maj7   D#maj7b5      D#maj7* | 
 
VERSE 1 
 
   Gm            Gsus2    G5 
My life is so successful 
         Gm           Gsus2    G5 
I've got everything a man could 
     D#maj7    D#maj7b5   D#maj7   D#maj7b5  D#maj* 
ever need. 
 
      Gm          Gsus2   G5 
Got a 1000 dollar haircut 
      Gm          Gsus2     G5 
And I even have a talk show on 
D#maj7   D#maj7b5 | D#maj7  D#maj7b5  D#maj7* 
 TV 
 
      Cm                    Dm      D# 
And I know I should be happy, but instead 
          Gm                             Fsus4  F 
There's a question I can't get out of my head. 
 
CHORUS 1 
**Easier Variation: Substitute F for F6 and D# for D#maj7 
F6 (1x3231) 
D#maj7 (x6878x) 
 
C                            Gm 
    What's the meaning of Stonehenge? 
     D#               D#maj7 
It's k*lling me that no one knows 
    F6                       F 
Why it was built 5000 years ago. 
C                             Gm 
    Why did they build the Stonehenge? 
    D#                   D#maj7 
How could they raise the stones so high 
     F6                     F  Cm 
Completely without the technology 
   Dm       D# 
We have today? 
 
VERSE 2 
 
       Gm          Gsus2 
When I make my jalapeños 
    Gm             Gsus2  G5 
Calamari and prosciutto 
        D#maj7 D#maj7b5 | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* 
I'm the king! 
 
          Gm                Gsus2 
My wife applauds me in the kitchen 
       Gm             Gsus2 
When I tell her all I bought is 
     D#maj7         D#maj7b5  | D#maj7 D#maj7b5 D#maj7* 
from the local store 
 
             Cm                           Dm       D# 
And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone 
    F          Gm 
She gives me a smile 
                       Fsus4  F 
Then she plays with my balls 
 
CHORUS 2 
 
C                         Gm 
    All I think of is Stonehenge 
  D#             D#maj7 
I think about it when I dream 
    F6                             F 
The biggest henge that I have ever seen 
C                             Gm 
    What's the purpose of Stonehenge? 
  D#            D#maj7 
A giant granite birthday cake 
     Fsus4          F 
Or a prison far too easy to 
  G              Am 
escape? 
 
BRIDGE (technically starts with the G on "escape?") 
 
F 
  Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! 
          G 
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend 
      Am 
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand 
         F 
And they moved it (Stonehenge!) 
And they dragged it (Stonehenge!) 
         G                       Asus4 
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales! 
 
CHORUS 3 
 
D               F#m  G  Am 
   What's the deal with Stonehenge? 
    F                  Fmaj7 
You should have left a tiny hint 
         Gsus4             G             D 
When you made this f*cking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the...) 
                      Am 
Who the f*ck builds a Stonehenge? (f*ck builds a Stonehenge?) 
    F                        Fmaj7 
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do 
    Gsus4                   G 
Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!" 
 
OUTRO 
**Chords in () are optional but compliment the voicing of the song** 
 
A                        G 
    I would give anything to know 
(Em)     (Bm)   A 
About the Stonehenge 
                             G 
Yeah, I would give all I have to give 
         (Em)      (Bm)  A 
Would you give them your car? 
                                                         G 
Mmm Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car 
    (Em)   (Bm) A 
What car do you drive? 
                                     G 
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic! 
 (G) (Em)(Bm) A 
A car you can trust! 
                                         G 
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge 
What henge is that again? 
A 
   It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge! 
    G                            A 
God, it is the greatest henge of all! 
              C#m  D  Em    G 
What's the meaning of Stone-henge?!