D             A 
Holiday, O, A Holiday! 
       G         D      A 
And the best one of the year 
D               A 
Dozing off underneath my sheets 
        G     D       A 
While I cover both my ears 
 
    G               D        A                D 
But if I wait for a holiday, could it stop my fear? 
   G            D            A               D 
To go away on a summer’s day never seemed so clear 
 
D                 A 
Holiday, still so far away 
    G        D      A 
Our republic on the beach 
  D                     A 
I can’t forget just how bad it gets 
         G        D     A 
When I’m counting on my teeth 
 
    G               D        A                D 
But if I wait for a holiday, could it stop my fear? 
   G            D            A               D 
To go away on a summer’s day never seemed so clear 
 
  G          A 
A vegetarian since the invasion 
D                         G 
She’d never seen the word BOMBS 
G                         A 
She’d never seen the word BOMBS blown up 
   D 
To 96 point Futura 
G                   A 
She’d never seen an AK 
     D                  G 
In a yellowy Day Glo display 
  G                    A                            D 
A t-shirt so lovely it turned all the history books grey 
 
D                         A 
I’ve got wheels, I’ve got cutter spray 
      G       D        A 
And a healthy sense of worth 
D                 A 
Half of me is the gasoline 
        G     D          A 
But the other half’s the surf 
 
    G               D        A                D 
But if I wait for a holiday, could it stop my fear? 
   G            D            A               D 
To go away on a summer’s day never seemed so clear