CCC
Wouldn’t ever gag you with a spoon, my only true love
CCC
Never really heard you speak that way, it’s unworthy of…
CCC
Funny how that little college girl called language corrupt
CCC
Funny how the other private schools had no Hapa Club
CCC
Someone took a trip before you came to ski in the Alps
CCC
Your father moved across the country just to sunburn his scalp
CCC
Contra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say
CCCF
Living like the French Connection, but we’ll die in LAEmGCF
Blasted from a disconnected light switch
EmGCF
Through the condo that they’ll never finish
EmGCF
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish
EmGCCCC
And through your brain to California English
CCC
No one sits inside a freezing flat and stays there ‘til May
CCC
Leafing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK
CCC
Waiting with the wind against your face and gel in your hair
CCCF
Shivering in little undershirts, but don’t seem to care
EmGCF
Blasted from a disconnected light switch
EmGCF
Through the condo that they’ll never finish
EmGCF
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish
EmGCCCC
And through your brain to California English
G
Sweet carob rice cake
FC
She don’t care how the sweets taste
F
Fake Philly cheese steak
EmC
But she use real toothpaste
F
Cuz if that Tom’s don’t work
C
If it just makes you worse
FGC
Would you loose all of your faith in the good earth
F
And if it’s all a curse
C
And we’re just getting worse
FGC
Baby, please don’t lose your faith in the good earth
EmGCF
Blasted from a disconnected light switch
EmGCF
Through the condo that they’ll never finish
EmGCF
Bounced across a Saudi satellite dish
EmGCCCC
And through your brain to California English
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.