C Bend my finger back snap Dm Wrap it in a paper towel F G Break a twig in half and set it straight C Hit me with a wood bat Dm F Hit me with a canister that's fired while G The soldiers drive away C Bend my finger back snap Dm F G On and on and on and on for days C Hit me with a wood bat Dm F Hit me like a Yankee, like a son of G Freedom never as a slave F It's etiquette, you idiot C Spend time behind the line F C Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine F C Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine Dm G And baby you're not anybody's fool C Bless me with a heart attack Dm A real crise cardiaque F G And show me where to find the surgeon's knife C Eviscerate me now hack Dm Take me to my punishment F G The punishment I've needed all my life C Bend my finger snap Dm F G On and on and on and on with strife C Listen to my bum rap Dm F G Listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right F It's etiquette, you idiot C Spend time behind the line F C Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine F C Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine Dm G And baby you're not anybody's fool F C I know that I've been wicked and the road to hell is wide F C Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside F C Everyone was charming but they took us for a ride Dm G But baby, you're not anybody's fool C Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye F G I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die C Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn't bear to try F G I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die
