The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage by Tenacious D
Key: EmEm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro
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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
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Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
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And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
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Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
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And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
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He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
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He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
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"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
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So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
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And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
         Em*       G
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
   D
He looked at the ground
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And he looked on the stage
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The lava was throwing
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And boiling inside the old Kage
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As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
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He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
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He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
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He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
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No one respected him
C
They just rejected him
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No one would represent Kage
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Left on the streets of his dreams
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he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
[Flute Solo] (x4)
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B7
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Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
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They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
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So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
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To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
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Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
       Em*         D       G           C              B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
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He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
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Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
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RAGE KAGE!
C
OH RAGE KAGE!
           G                     D
There'd be magic inside that old name
        Em*
And you know,
        C
yes you know
            G                  D
When you're going completely insane
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Oh Rage Kage!
   C
Oh Rage Kage!
       G                    D
Oh the lion will roar once again
        Em*
And you know
        C
Yes you know
            G                  B7
When you're going completely insane
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em*         D            G            C          B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.