First acoustic part (0:42)
 
      C      D#     A#               G# 
(JB)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-f*cker 
      G#           D#       A# 
      we challenge you to a rock off, 
      G#          D#                  A# 
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off 
 
Second acoustic part (1:24)
 
      F 
(JB)  If we win, 
      F                  A#m                 F 
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell 
      F                 A#m  F# C#  G#  A# 
      and also you will have to pay our rent 
 
Beelzeboss
 
      A#m 
      AND WHAT IF I WIN? 
 
           G               (strum on... 
(JB)  Then you can take Kage back to hell.. 
(KG)  What!? 
(JB)  Trust me kage it's the only way 
(KG)  What the f*ck are you talkin about? 
            ...)        C# 
(JB)  To be your little bitch 
 
Third acoustic part (3:03)
 
Tenacious D: 
(JB)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder 
                      G#m                            B 
(KG)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice 
(JB)  Listen to me- 
                  D#                             G#m 
(KG)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man 
(JB)  God dammit Kage, 
                 G#m 
      he's gonna make you his s*x slave, 
                 B 
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise 
(KG)  Noo 
                D#                         G#m 
(JB)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam 
(KG)  Dude, 
            G#m 
      we've been through so much shit 
         E 
(JB)  De-activated lasers with my dick 
      B                                D# 
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this f*cker down 
 
      G#m 
(JB)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down 
      E                         B           F# 
(KG)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down 
      G#m 
(JB)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown 
      E                             B         F# 
(KG)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town 
      G#m 
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this f*cker down 
      E                       B          F# 
(KG)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down 
      G#m 
(JB)  C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down 
      E               B           F# 
(KG)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out 
 
this is the part where the distorted guitar comes in, just play the power chords with a  
of palm muting 
 
             G#m             D# 
(JB)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, 
                   B                  D# 
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce 
                  G#m                    D# 
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind 
                B                   D# 
      we will defeat you, for all mankind 
                   G#m                  D# 
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key 
                  B                F# 
      you are the devil, we are the D 
                 G#m           D# 
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D 
                 B            F# 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                G#m            D# 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                 B            F# 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                Gm             D     (Go nutz from here :D ) 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                 B            F# 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                G#m            D# 
      We are the D, We are the D 
                 B            F#   End on G# 
      We are the D, We are the D