Em Section I
How's it goin?
CA
That's the first thing I say to you
GB
How's it goin? Are you flowing?
Em
Listen honey:
CA
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
GB
Showin', growin'
EmCA
Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
GB
And squeeeeeeeeeeeze
EmC
Take off your blouse and your underpants
AG
Then take a look
BE Section II
'Cause here me and KG come naked
CAG
Out of the side hatch
ECAG
With the oils and perfume, and incense
ECAGEE (see below)Section III
Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove
AAA A6(bend) EEE E6(bend)
A funky groove to fuck to
AAA A6(bend)
A funky groove to fucks you
(Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom again)
Astring Dstring Section IV
You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about sex supreme
(bend)
We likes to cream jeans
Astring
Have you ever been worked on
Dstring (bend) Astring
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
Dstring (bend)
That's what I'm offering you
Astring
You step into our room
Dstring (bend)
And then you smell the perfumes
Astring
You lay upon our roundish bed
Dstring (bend)
And then you feel... a tickling on your head
Astring
It's KG with a feather, the French tickler
Dstring (bend)
Look out, baby -- he got the tools!
Astring
And then you feel something down by your feet
Dstring (bend)
It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes
E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off) Section V
We don't mind sucking on toes
E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off)
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes
C5(II) B Section VI
Having sex with me and K.G.
C5(II) B D(hammer-ons and pull-offs) CG (x2) Section VII
Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!!
FGA#5 C5(III) D E5(III) F5(II) A(barre chord) Section VIII
(BOOYAHHHH!!!!!)
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.