Em						Section I 
       How's it goin? 
       C                        A 
       That's the first thing I say to you 
             G                B       
        How's it goin? Are you flowing? 
        Em 
        Listen honey: 
         C                                A   
        Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you 
        G               B 
        Showin', growin' 
        Em                              C                  A  
        Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your f*ckin' s*xy ass and squeeze 
           G              B    
        And squeeeeeeeeeeeze 
         Em             C       
        Take off your blouse and your underpants 
        A            G 
        Then take a look 
         B                 E5 			Section II 
        'Cause here me and KG come naked 
         C5        A5    G5 
        Out of the side hatch 
         E5               C5           A5  G5 
        With the oils and perfume, and incense 
         E5                  C5       A5    G5            E5 E6 (see below)Section III 
        Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove 
        A5           A6        A5  A6(bend)   E5 E6 E5 E6(bend) 
        A funky groove to f*ck to 
        A5           A6        A5  A6(bend)  
        A funky groove to f*cks you 
 
(Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom again) 
       Astring                                                         Dstring  Section IV 
       You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about s*x supreme 
                              (bend) 
        We likes to cream jeans 
        Astring 
        Have you ever been worked on 
        Dstring                         (bend)                          Astring 
        By two guys who are hot for your snatch? 
                                                   Dstring     (bend) 
        That's what I'm offering you 
         Astring 
        You step into our room 
        Dstring                                 (bend) 
        And then you smell the perfumes 
        Astring  
        You lay upon our roundish bed 
        Dstring                             (bend) 
        And then you feel... a tickling on your head 
        Astring 
        It's KG with a feather, the French tickler 
        Dstring                           (bend) 
        Look out, baby -- he got the tools! 
        Astring 
        And then you feel something down by your feet 
        Dstring                             (bend) 
        It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes 
        E5(II)                                      D(hammer-on and pull-off)   Section V 
        We don't mind sucking on toes 
        E5(II)                                      D(hammer-on and pull-off) 
        Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes 
        C5(II)                   B5			Section VI 
        Having s*x with me and K.G 
          C5(II)                     B5             D(hammer-ons and pull-offs)  C    G    (x2)  Section VII 
        Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!! 
 
        F5     G5     A#5/Bb5      C5(III)      D5      E5(III)    F5(II)    A(barre chord)	Section VIII 
    						                     (BOOYAHHHH!!!!!)