Roadie by Tenacious D
Key: EmEm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro
Em     Esus4  Em  x2   D   E
Verse
           Em*        Esus4    Em          Em* Esus4 Em Esus4 Em
Well it's 3pm time to lug the gear, got to get it on the stage,
              D                                  E      (Esus4  E)
my muscles flex, my ***ing sweat will save the day.
        Em*                   Esus4      Em             Em* Esus4 Em Esus4 Em
When I check the mic, I fucka check the mic, I fucka checka checka 1 2 3,
           D                                  E
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as it can be.
              Em*                  Esus4    Em
Becourse the rock is rock, and the road is road,
       Em*                  Em* Esus4  Em
got'a take the mic, he got take control,
     D                                  E               (Esus4  E)
got'a get that shit up on that ***ing stage.
         Em*                  Esus4    Em
Cuz the roadie knows what the roadie knows
          Em*                 Em*   Esus4   Em
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
        D                                E              (Esus4  E)
And he hides off in the shadows of the stage
Chorus
             C/G    Asus2                    E
Because the roadie looks a 1000 miles with his eyes
             C/G           Asus2                           E
And when the crowd roars: Brings a teardrop to the roadies eyes
Tears of pride
            C/G
Because he brought you the show
     Asus2
But you will never know
 C/G
He's changing the strings
      Asus2
While hiding in the wings
   C/g            Asus2 (let ring) E (powerchord if you want)
No matter how hard, the show must go on
Verse
Then a beautiful girl come to me she
 says, "hey can i suckka your dick"
 i say yes, I am in love
 then she quickly said, "I sucked your dick, now gimme that backstage pass"
 I do not want you roadie, I want K.G's chode
[Prechorus]
      C/G                                Asus2
 I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
      C/G                                Asus2
 Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
     C/G                                Asus2
 Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                            E
 But you don't applaud for me
Chorus
           C/G
 I am the roadie:
    Asus2 (let ring)                 E
 A lonesome warrior searching for a soul (no!)
           C/G
 I am the roadie:
 Asus2 (let ring) E
 I make the rock go!
C/G Asus2   C/G Asus2    C/G Asus2    E
 Roadie,    Roadie,      ROAAADDDIEEEeee