Verse 1
G                   F         C 
I love ya baby, but all I can think about is...  
G                      F              C 
Kielbasa sausage, Your butt cheeks is warm. 
G                        F         C 
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey 
G                            F         C                G    F C 
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform, now get it on! 
 
Verse 2
G                      F         C                G 
I see you walking, but all i can think about is...Dianetics 
     F              C 
Your butt cheeks is warm 
G                        F         C 
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey 
G                            F         C 
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform 
    F             C               F         C 
Now I've been set loose-ah, right in your caboose-ah, 
     F            C                         G   F C 
I'll sure take my juice, Now f*cking get it on! 
 
   NA 
   Get it on! 
 
Verse 3
G         F                       C 
Dianetics cure you much better then Krishnov 
G         F                    C 
Dianetics cure you much better indeed. 
G           F                     C 
And all you people there, your tremendous, 
 
Except the people in the middle, 
G                       F               C                  G 
When you're toking up a big ass bowl of weed,with me, and KG 
    G         C         G            F 
All Right! Oh Yeah! All Right! Oh my god! 
              G  
Would all the ladies in the house say Yeah! (Yeah) 
  C 
C'mon, all you motherf*ckers say a prayer! (prayer) 
               G 
Cause when you fight, you gotsta fight fair! 
           C       G               C 
You mother f*cker, huh? You mother f*cker, 
              F 
You know what time it is? 
 
Outro
               G                       F 
It's Tenacious D time you motherf*cker blow! 
     G 
F*ck yeah! 
 
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!