D             A          Bm        G 
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know, 
          D            A       Bm   G/F#   G 
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe 
 
  D                            A 
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, 
     Bm                    G 
But all i wanna do is get into his parka 
        D              A         Bm        G 
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe 
 
           (Soft) 
       D                                A 
Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers 
    Bm                       Cadd9 
But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber 
         D          A           Bm            G 
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe 
 
 D                       A 
I make a wish on the northern lights 
     Bm                              G 
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights 
          D           A         Bm           G 
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now 
 
           That random seal solo
 
           (Soft) 
       D                       A 
These cold winter nights are taking their toll 
    Bm                    G 
I even get excited when i see the north pole 
 
See the north pole 
 
           (Hard) 
          D            A           Bm        G 
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know 
         D            A         Bm   G/F#  G 
i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe 
 
Outro:   Bm   G/F#  G   A  D