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There was a guy from P.EI. they used to call potato  
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He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato  
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But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy  
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And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy  
 
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Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos  
  
So dress them up with Heinz ketchup  
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Ketchup loves potatos  
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Ketchup loves potatos