Fistfight At A Vegan Brunch Live by Steve Poltz
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Intro
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Verse 1
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I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempeh
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looking for some vegan fare
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When I found me some seitan, in the distance I heard Satan
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music being cranked though the air
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When along came a girl to brighten up my world
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she started some trouble at the Co-op
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I'm a happy hippy, I'd rather just say yippy
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but her boyfriend was as violent as a meat-  eat -   ing cop
Chorus
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Fistfight at a vegan brunch
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my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
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it would have been safer staying home for lunch
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than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan    brunch
[Break]
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Verse 2
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She put torfurky on her pita, said her name was Rita
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she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie
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and I grabbed some asian-fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving ballad
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and her boyfriend rammed his nose-ring in my eye
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I said wait a minute brother, I ain't looking for no other
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you spilled tahini in my hemp-craft beer
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the punches started flying, in soy-yogurt I was lying
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when he kicked me with his sharp shoes   in my   ear
Chorus
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Fistfight at a vegan brunch
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my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
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it would have been safer staying home for lunch
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than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan    brunch
Bridge
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Om mani padme hum
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Om mani padme hum
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Om   Om mani padme hum
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Om mani padme hum
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Om mani padme hum
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Om   Om mani padme hum
Verse 3
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Well I went to a meditation, just to get some inspiration
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after I got stitches in my head
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I chanted words of Peace and Love, the birds were chipping high above
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I started to release all of my dread
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A pretty lady said to me, may I share your herbal tea
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our hearts can join as one in jubilation
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Oh no my lady can't you see, I think I have P.T.S.D.
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I don't need a fight to break out at a Bud-dist    medi - tation
Chorus
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Fistfight at a vegan brunch
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my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
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it would have been safer staying home for lunch
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than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan    brunch
Outro
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Next time I'll just stay home and eat grapes for   lunch
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