Intro G G#maj13 G Verse 1 G I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempeh G D Dsus2 D looking for some vegan fare G When I found me some seitan, in the distance I heard Satan A D Dsus2 D music being cranked though the air C G When along came a girl to brighten up my world G D Dsus2 D she started some trouble at the Co-op C G I'm a happy hippy, I'd rather just say yippy D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G but her boyfriend was as violent as a meat- eat - ing cop Chorus C G Fistfight at a vegan brunch C D my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch C G it would have been safer staying home for lunch D C D/F# G than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch Break G#maj13 G G#maj13 G Verse 2 G She put torfurky on her pita, said her name was Rita G D Dsus2 D she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie G and I grabbed some asian-fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving ballad A D Dsus2 D and her boyfriend rammed his nose-ring in my eye C G I said wait a minute brother, I ain't looking for no other G D Dsus2 D you spilled tahini in my hemp-craft beer C G the punches started flying, in soy-yogurt I was lying D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G when he kicked me with his sharp shoes in my ear Chorus C G Fistfight at a vegan brunch C D my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch C G it would have been safer staying home for lunch D C D/F# G than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch Bridge Bb G Om mani padme hum Bb G Om mani padme hum Bb C G Om Om mani padme hum Bb G Om mani padme hum Bb G Om mani padme hum Bb C G Om Om mani padme hum Verse 3 G Well I went to a meditation, just to get some inspiration G D Dsus2 D after I got stitches in my head G I chanted words of Peace and Love, the birds were chipping high above A D Dsus2 D I started to release all of my dread C G A pretty lady said to me, may I share your herbal tea G D Dsus2 D our hearts can join as one in jubilation C G Oh no my lady can't you see, I think I have P.T.S.D D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G I don't need a fight to break out at a Bud-dist medi - tation Chorus C G Fistfight at a vegan brunch C D my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch C G it would have been safer staying home for lunch D C D/F# G than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch Outro D C D/F# G Next time I'll just stay home and eat grapes for lunch G#maj13 G G#maj13 G
