Lonely Pew by Reefer Madness
Key: GmGm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


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The service today was really exciting!
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Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!
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With locusts and plagues, and little green froggies
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All that and more thundered down from the sky
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I reached for your hand like I always do
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But beside me was just an empty wooden pew
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There's hymnals and a rosary
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But they don't keep me company
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The wafers now don't taste so great
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They won't transubstantiate
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Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew
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Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely pew!
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A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin!
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A lady asked: "Is this seat taken?"
  Am
I lied, I guess! 
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I told her, "Yes!"
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I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are
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In a fog or lost at sea...or could it be you're tired of me?
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It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue!
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Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely 
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pew!