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The service today was really exciting! 
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Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting! 
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With locusts and plagues, and little green froggies 
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All that and more thundered down from the sky 
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I reached for your hand like I always do 
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But beside me was just an empty wooden pew 
 
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There's hymnals and a rosary 
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But they don't keep me company 
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The wafers now don't taste so great 
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They won't transubstantiate 
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Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew 
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Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely pew! 
 
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A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin! 
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A lady asked: "Is this seat taken?" 
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I lied, I guess!  
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I told her, "Yes!" 
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I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are 
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In a fog or lost at sea...or could it be you're tired of me? 
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It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue! 
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Jimmy, come back and fill my lonely  
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pew!