Intro/Riff x4
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The mongrel cat came home
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Holding half a head
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Proceeded to show it off
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To all his new found friends
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He said I been where I liked
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I slept with who I liked
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She ate me up for breakfast
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She screwed me in a vice
And now
C (whole Chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Riff x2:
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I sat in the cupboard
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And wrote it down in neat
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They were cheering and waving
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Cheering and waving
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Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
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But it got ed-it-ed fucked up
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Strangled beaten up
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Used in a photo in time magazine
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Buried in a burning black hole in devon
C (whole Chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Don't know why I feel so skinned alive
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My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
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I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
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You should put me in a home or you should put me down
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I got myxomatosis
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I got myxomatosis
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Yeah no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
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That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
Original Audio Ending:
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It must have got mixed up
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Strangled beaten up
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I got myxomatosis
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I got myxomatosis
C (whole Chorus)
I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
Outro/Riff x?
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