Verse 1
 
A                            F#m 
Her green plastic watering can 
                               D 
For her fake chinese rubber plant 
              A     D 
In the fake plastic earth 
A                               F#m  
That she bought from a rubber man 
                            D  
In a town full of rubber plans 
       A      D  
To get rid of itself 
  
 
Chorus
 
             Bm 
It wears her out.. 
             A 
It wears her out.. 
             Bm 
It wears her out.. 
             A 
It wears her out 
  
 
Verse 2
 
A                         F#m 
She lives with a broken man 
                        D   
A cracked polystyrene man  
          A           D   
Who just crumbles and burns 
A                   F#m 
He used to do surgery 
                      D   
For girls in the eighties 
            A      D  
But gravity always wins 
  
 
Chorus
 
                 Bm  
And it wears him out.. 
             A 
It wears him out.. 
             Bm 
It wears him out.. 
      A  
It weeeeeaaaars 
  
 
Verse 3
 
A                            F#m 
She looks like the real thing 
                           D 
She tastes like the real thing 
          A     D     
My fake plastic love 
A                         F#m 
But I can't help the feeling 
                             D 
I could blow through the ceiling 
           A        D 
If I just turn and run 
 
Chorus
 
                Bm 
And it wears me out 
            A 
It wears me out 
            Bm 
It wears me out 
            A  
It wears me out 
 
Outro
 
               Bm 
And if I could be who you wanted 
           A 
If I could be who you wanted 
       Bm 
All the time.. 
       A 
All the time.. 
       A