IntroAGAGF# (x4)
VerseAA
Ah, the itchy flakes, it is inflaming,
AA
all the gels and creams, it is pertaining
AA
to a fungus mold is my injection,
AA
hope it's only a yeast infection
ChorusAGAGF#A
Oh well it hurts when I,
AGAGF#
it hurts when I pee
AGAGF#A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#AGAGF#
Hurts when I see
VerseAA
I vomit cum and diarrhea
AA
on the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza
AAA
Fill my toilet bowl of a cloudy puss
A
I feel my blood becoming chowder rust
ChorusAGAGF#A
Oh well it hurts when I,
AGAGF#
it hurts when I pee
AGAGF#A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#AGAGF#
Hurts when I see
InstrumentalAF#FEAG#GF#G (x4)
EGG#AA#BED#DBA#AGG# (x4)
VerseAA
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
AA
lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus
AA
Stained dirt, Vaseline toe jam and boogers
AA
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared
OutroA#GA#GA#GA#GA#GA#
sludge Mmm Mmm Mmm
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