IntroAGAGF#5 (x4)
VerseA5A5
Ah, the itchy flakes, it is inflaming,
A5A5
all the gels and creams, it is pertaining
A5A5
to a fungus mold is my injection,
A5A5
hope it's only a yeast infection
ChorusAGAGF#5A
Oh well it hurts when I,
AGAGF#5
it hurts when I pee
AGAGF#5A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#5AGAGF#5
Hurts when I see
VerseA5A5
I vomit cum and diarrhea
A5A5
on the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza
A5A5A5
Fill my toilet bowl of a cloudy puss
A5
I feel my blood becoming chowder rust
ChorusAGAGF#5A
Oh well it hurts when I,
AGAGF#5
it hurts when I pee
AGAGF#5A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#5AGAGF#5
Hurts when I see
InstrumentalA5F#5F5E5A5G#5G5F#5G5 (x4)
EGG#AA#BED#DBA#AGG# (x4)
VerseA5A5
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
A5A5
lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus
A5A5
Stained dirt, Vaseline toe jam and boogers
A5A5
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared
OutroA#GA#GA#GA#GA#GA#
sludge Mmm Mmm Mmm
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