Intro
 
A G A G F#5 (x4) 
 
Verse
 
A5                   A5 
Ah, the itchy flakes,  it is inflaming, 
A5                      A5 
all the gels and creams,  it is pertaining 
A5              A5   
to a fungus mold  is my injection, 
A5              A5 
hope it's only a  yeast infection 
 
Chorus
 
A G A G F#5               A       
           Oh well it hurts when I, 
A G A G F#5 
           it hurts when I pee 
A G A G F#5              A 
           Oh well it hurts when I, 
F#5             A  G A G F#5 
   Hurts when I see 
 
Verse
 
A5         A5 
I vomit cum  and diarrhea 
A5                A5 
on the tile floor,  like oatmeal pizza 
A5                 A5            A5 
Fill my toilet bowl  of a cloudy puss 
                A5 
I feel my blood becoming chowder rust 
 
Chorus
 
A G A G F#5               A       
           Oh well it hurts when I, 
A G A G F#5 
           it hurts when I pee 
A G A G F#5              A 
           Oh well it hurts when I, 
F#5             A  G A G F#5 
   Hurts when I see 
 
Instrumental
 
A5  F#5 F5 E5 A5  G#5 G5  F#5 G5 (x4) 
 
E G G#  A Bb B  E Eb D B Bb A G G# (x4) 
 
Verse
 
A5                A5 
Roll into my bed, which does consist of 
A5                   A5 
lice, bugs and fleas,  and yellow mucus 
A5                     A5 
Stained dirt, Vaseline toe jam and boogers 
A5                A5 
Stomach acid worms  that dance in sugared 
 
Outro
 
Bb       G  Bb G Bb  G Bb G  Bb G Bb 
sludge Mmm     Mmm       Mmm