Things That Never Cross A Mans Mind by Kellie Pickler
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


E                            B7
I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
                                E
Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on
                                 A          A7
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind
E                         B7
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
                                 E
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
                               A      A7
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind
     B7                       
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
      B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
    E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m                       E                   C#m            A A7
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind
E                         B7
Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
                               E 
Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
                         A      A7
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind
     B7                       
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
      B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
    E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m                       E                   C#m            A A7
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind
  B7 
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start
      E                                     
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
B7
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
  E
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
C#m                             E
   These curtains clash with the carpet, 
C#m                     A A7
   The color scheme is a crime
E                            B7    E
   Things that never cross a man's mind