IntroFCAmGC x 2
CAmFGCAmFG
Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
CAmFGCAmFGA sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
CAmFGCAmFG
I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way
CAmFGC
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
ChorusFAmG
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
FAmG
And it might not be too nice
FGC
But I wish we were all just standing around
AmGC
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
CAmFGCAmFG
Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
CAmFGCAmFG
Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
CAmFGCAmFG
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
CAmF
And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
GC
In the you know where
ChorusFAmG
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
FAmG
And it might not be too nice
FGC
But I wish we were all just standing around
AmGC
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
FCAmGC
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
FCAmGC
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na
AmGF
Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
AmGD
Place your bets, my money's on less than a year
ChorusFAmG
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
FAmG
And it might not be too nice
FGC
But I wish we were all just standing around
AmGC
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice
FGC
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
AmGC
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice,
FCAmGC
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
FCAmGC
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na
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