Fruitcakes by Jimmy Buffett
Key: CC | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Chorus:
      C              D      G          C             D        G
      Fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the street
                  C       D               G                      C         D
     G
      Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
                      C          D       G                      C        D
       G
      Half-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus
                    C     D      G                  C       D       G
      There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
 Verse1:
      C             D         G         C             D        G
      Paradise, lost and found.  Paradise, take a look around
               C       D       G             C              D      G
      I was out in California where I hear they have it all
                    C      D            G                             C
     D      G
      They got riots, fires, and mudslides.  They got sushi in the mall
      C        D           G                C           D         G
      Water bars and brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust
       C              D           G                           C         D
      G
       Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust
To Chorus:
Verse 2:
 Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
               C        D         G                     C            D
               G
       "We lost or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said
                   C          D    G                     C         D
                G
         Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head
                C           D       G                  C       D        G
         We spend 90 jillion dollars, tryin' a get a look at Mars
                  C    D      G                   C    D             G
         I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars
Chorus:
         C              D       G         C               D       G
         Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, Fruitcakes on the Earth
                    C       D           G                   C            D
            G
        Struttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth
                         C         D       G                      C        D
       G
        Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus
                      C     D      G                    C      D       G
        There's a little bit of Fruitcake left in everyone of us