Chorus: 
      C              D      G          C             D        G 
      Fruitcakes in the kitchen, fruitcakes on the street 
 
                  C       D               G                      C         D 
     G 
      Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week 
 
                      C          D       G                      C        D 
       G 
      Half-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus 
 
                    C     D      G                  C       D       G 
      There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us 
 
 Verse1: 
 
      C             D         G         C             D        G 
 
      Paradise, lost and found.  Paradise, take a look around 
 
               C       D       G             C              D      G 
      I was out in California where I hear they have it all 
 
                    C      D            G                             C 
     D      G 
      They got riots, fires, and mudslides.  They got sushi in the mall 
 
      C        D           G                C           D         G 
      Water bars and brontosaurs, Chinese modern lust 
 
       C              D           G                           C         D 
      G 
       Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust 
 
To Chorus: 
 
Verse 2: 
 Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government? 
 
               C        D         G                     C            D 
               G 
       "We lost or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said 
 
                   C          D    G                     C         D 
                G 
         Looks like that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head 
 
                C           D       G                  C       D        G 
         We spend 90 jillion dollars, tryin' a get a look at Mars 
 
                  C    D      G                   C    D             G 
 
         I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars 
 
Chorus: 
         C              D       G         C               D       G 
         Fruitcakes in the Galaxy, Fruitcakes on the Earth 
 
                    C       D           G                   C            D 
            G 
        Struttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth 
 
                         C         D       G                      C        D 
       G 
        Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus 
 
                      C     D      G                    C      D       G 
        There's a little bit of Fruitcake left in everyone of us