Blockheads by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Key: DD | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro:
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Verse 1:
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You must have seen parties of Blockheads;
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With blotched and lagered skin.
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 Blockheads with food particles in their teeth,
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What a horrible state they're in.
Verse 2:
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They've got womanly breasts, under pale mauve vests,
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 Shoes like dead pigs' noses.
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 Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers,
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A mouth what never closes.
Verse 3:
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You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams,
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 Dressed up after work.
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Who screw their poor old Eileens, get sloshed and go berserk.
Verse 4:
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 Rotary accessory watches, hire-purchase, signet rings.
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A beauty to the bully boys, No lonely vestige clings.
Verse 5:
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Why bother at all about Blockheads?
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Why shouldn't they do as they please?
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You know if it came to a brainy game,
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You could baffle a Blockhead with ease.
Break:
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 How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
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 Or pissing in your swimming pool?
Verse 6:
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 Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire; black and orange cars.
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 Premature ejaculation drivers, their soft-top's got roll-bars.
Verse 7:
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 "Fill her up", they say to Blockheads,
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"Go on, stick it where it hurts".
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Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance;
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Their ghastly patterned shirts.
Verse 8:
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Why bother at all about Blockheads, su-perior as you are?
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You're thoughtful and kind, with a well-stocked mind,
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A Blockhead can't think very far.
Break:
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 Imagine finding one in your laundry basket,
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 Banging nails in your big black dog.
Verse 9:
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Why bother at all about Blockheads?
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Why should you care what they do?
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'Cos after all, is said and done; you're a Blockhead too.
Outro:
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 Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
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 Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads.