Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Key: BbBb | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Verse 1:
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Had a love affair with Nina, in the back of my Cor-tina,
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A seasoned up hyena, could not be more ob-scene-a.
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She took me to the cleaners, and other misde-meanours,
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But I got right up between her, Rum and her Ri-bena.
Chorus 1:
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 Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky,    if candy-floss is sticky,
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I'm not a blinking thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,
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And I'm doin', very well.
Verse 2:
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I bought a lot of brandy, when I was courting Sandy,
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Took eight to make her randy, and all I had was shandy.
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A-nother thing with Sandy, what often came in handy,
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Was passing her a 'Mandy'; she didn't half go bandy.
Chorus 2:
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 So, you ask Joyce and Vicky,   if I ever took the mickey.
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I'm not a flipping thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,
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And I'm doin', very well.
Verse 3:
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I'd rendezvous with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet,
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She looked more like a gannet; she wasn't half a prannet.
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Her mother tried to ban it; her father helped me plan it,
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And when I captured Janet; she bruised her pome-granate.
Chorus 3:
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 Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicki,   if I ever shaped up tricky,
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I'm not a blooming thicky; I'm Billericay Dickie,
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And I'm doin', very well.
Bridge 1:
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You should never, hold a candle, if you don't know where it's been.
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The jackpot, is in the handle, on a normal fruit ma-chine.
Chorus 4:
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 So, you ask Joyce and Vicki, who's their favourite brickie.
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I'm not a common thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,
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And I'm doin', very well.
Chorus 4:
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I know a lovely old toe-rag, o-bliging and no-blesse,
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 Kindly, charming shag, from Shoeburyness.
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My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay,
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And I'm doin', very well.
Chorus 5:
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 So, you ask Joyce and Vicki;     a pair of squeaky chickies.
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I'm not a flaming thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie,
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I thought,  you'd never guess.
Chorus 6:
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 Oh golly, oh gosh; come and lie on the couch,
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With a nice bit of posh, from Burnham-on-Crouch.
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My given name is Dickie; I come from Bille-ricay,
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And I ain't, a slouch.
Chorus 7:
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 So you ask Joyce and Vicki, about Billericay Dickie.
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I ain't an effin' thicky; you ask Joyce and Vicki;
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I'm doing, very well.