Intro
 
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 Verse 1
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 Nothing surprises me much 
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 And my hobbies include 
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 Laughing in the dark 
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 Do you want to go to the farm? 
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 Do you want to go to the park? 
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 I'll get you ice cream if you give me your card 
 
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 Nothing impresses me much 
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 I've got a great attitude 
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 And a map to the stars 
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 I've got your number from that sign in the lawn 
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 I also want to vanquish evil but my mojo is gone 
 
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 Verse 3
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 Come on, I bet you know most of my friends 
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 They're some real exclusive dudes from just around the bend 
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 They're playing demos 
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 Oh, they're wearing Dries 
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 I can escort you down the runway, I just joined the police... 
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 Just right now! So you wanna be a grifter like me? 
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 Are you hearing impaired with your own URL? 
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 I'm the second coming 
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 Oh, I'm the last to know 
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 I didn't get invited but I know where to go 
 
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 Outro
 
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