Chorus
C 
Oh dear what can the matter be? 
G 
I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. 
C 
I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. 
G                       C 
I know who's hidin' in there! 
 
Verse 1
C 
y name's Shug McGlumpher and I live up this close. 
    G 
I'll tell ye a story. I promise it's nae boast. 
   C 
During the power cut, I saw a big ghost. 
   G                      C 
Naebody knows that he's there. 
 
Chorus
C 
Oh dear what can the matter be? 
G 
I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. 
C 
I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. 
G                       C 
I know who's hidin' in there! 
 
Verse 2
C 
e'd two big red eyes. On his head was a dent, man; 
  G 
Big hairy horns, and his neck was all bent, man. 
  C 
My mammy says he sounds just like the rent man, 
     G                      C 
But I know who's hiding in there. 
 
Chorus
C 
Oh dear what can the matter be? 
G 
I'm scaird tae go tae the lavat'ry. 
C 
I've no been since two weeks last Saturday. 
G                       C 
I know who's hidin' in there!