G                            Em  
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV  
G                            Em  
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see  
C                 Am  
I just lit some crazy ass shit  
C                                                 D  
that my friend overnight mailed to me  
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I'm f*cking wasted  
                        G          C        D  
It's the best shit I ever tasted  
                                  G            C     D  
I think they f*cking laced it  
                                    G            C    D  
Cause I'm so damn lambasted