Verse 1: E B All you people up there, in City Hall; E B You're f*ckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. E This is a song for the people, B In the streets; not the people, City Hall. Bridge 1: G# A G# A G# A G# A G# All you mot-her-f*ck-ers, in the streets; A G# A G# A G# A G# It's time to rise up, up, up, up, G# A G# A G# Come along children and f*ckin' rise! Interlude: (Faster Tempo) A, F G (x4) Chorus 1: A F G Lots of times, when me and K-G are watchin'; A F G A All the f*ckin' shit that's going down at City Hall. F G A We get the feeling we should f*ck shit up, F G Yeah, we should f*ckin' start a riot. A F G A F G A riot! Chorus 2: A We have 'em screaming in the streets, F G A We have 'em tippin' over shit, F G A And breakin' f*ckin' windows of small busines-ses, F G And settin' f*ckin' fires! A F G And settin' f*ckin' fires! A F G And settin' f*ckin' fires! Interlude: A, C G (x4) Middle 8: (Slower Tempo) A Amaj7 And then after the smoke is cleared, A7 And the rubble has been swept away, D Dm Me and KG will peek out our heads. A We've been watching the riots on a monitor, Dm E7 Twenty floors below sea level... from a bunker. A Amaj7 A7 We did it Rage-Kage; we beat the bastards of City Hall! D Dm Hahaha! But now what will we do? A We must rebuild. Dm E7 But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? A Amaj7 Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how, A7 And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. D No, not me and KG, we don't have, F#m G The cognitive capacity to lead... alright, we'll do it! E7 (n.C) Amaj7 We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. Dmaj7 Amaj7 Aah-haa... (two kings, we'll lead as two kings). Dmaj7 Amaj7 Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings. Amaj7 Dmaj7 The first decree is to legalize Marijuana. Amaj7 Dmaj7 The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long. F#m You old f*ckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization; G You're banished, from the land! E7 (n.C) Amaj7 We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. Dmaj7 Amaj7 Aah-haa... (two kings, we'll lead as two kings). Dmaj7 Amaj7 Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings. Amaj7 Dmaj7 Amaj7 The second decree; no more pollution, Dmaj7 No more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. F#m G From now on, we will travel in tubes! E7 (n.C) Amaj7 We'll lead as two kings... we'll f*ckin' lead as two kings. Dmaj7 Amaj7 Get the scientists working on the tube tech-nology, immediately. Dmaj7 (Tube tech-nology). Chop, chop, let's go. Amaj7 Dmaj7 Amaj7 Third decree; no more... rich people and poor people. F#m From now on, we will all be the same... G Umm, I dunno, I gotta think about that... E7 (n.C) Amaj7 We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. Dmaj7 Amaj7 Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. Dmaj7 (JB): Oh my God. (KG): Aah... what? Amaj7 (JB): Dude, the red phone is flashing. (KG): Oh, yeah. Dmaj7 (JB): Let me scoop that up. Hel-lo? Two Kings. (KG): Who is it? Amaj7 Dmaj7 (JB): What?! No! No f*cking way! (KG): What? F#m (JB): Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there! G (JB): Dude, I gotta stay here! (KG): Why do I have to go? E7 (JB): Please! Please! (KG): Oh, God, okay. (n.C) (JB): Awesome... is he gone? Amaj7 Dmaj7 Al-right, emergency meeting of Parliament. Amaj7 All right Parliament, I know this is f*cked up, Dmaj7 Amaj7 But Rage, he can't be king any more. Dmaj7 Amaj7 Dudes, he's encroaching on my de-crees! Dmaj7 Seriously, let's make him Duke, a kick ass Duke. F#m G Or leader formerly known as king, but... uh-oh, he's comin' back... E7 (n.C) Amaj7 We'll lead as two kings, oh yes, we'll really lead as two kings. (KG): Uh, dude? (JB): Rage. Dmaj7 (KG): I went all over Idaho... (JB): Yeah? Amaj7 (KG): Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere. (JB): What? There was no famine? Dmaj7 (KG): Yeah, there was no famine, no. (JB): Dude. (KG): I don't know what's uh... (JB): A toast... Amaj7 (KG): A toast... Dmaj7 (JB): Long live the D (KG): Long live the D Amaj7 Dmaj7 F#m (JB): Long live me. I'm sorry; I poisoned your wine. (KG): What? G JB: For the good of the land. E7 (n.C) (KG): You p... I poisoned yours...huh heh, as well. (JB/KG): No!... Interlude: A F G (x2) No! Coda: (Faster Tempo) A F G City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty. A F G Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty. A F G A (n.C) Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall. Interlude: A F G, A C G (x2) A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G 'Cos no one here is talkin'. A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G 'Cos no one here is rockin'. A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G A 'Cos everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots, F G A Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots, F G A Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em, go! oh! Outro: F, G A
