A                  A4/F#                               D9             
Her green plastic wateringcan for her fake chineserubberplant in the fake  
A     D9 
plastic earth. 
            A                  A4/F#                               D9            A       
That she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid  
       D9              Bm7             A                  Bm7                 A 
of itself, it wears her out, it wears her out,  it wears her out, it wears her out. 
            A                  A4/F#                        D9                 A 
She lives with a broken man, a cracked polystyreneman who just crumbles  
      D9 
and burns. 
            A                  A4/F#                 D9                    A         D9 
He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins and it  
            Bm7                        A                         Bm7                     A 
wears him out, it wears him out, it wears him out, it wears him out. 
            A                 A4/F# 
She looks like the real thing. 
                              D9            A    D9 
She tastes like the real thing, my fake plastic love. 
            A               A4/F# 
But I can�t help the feeling. 
                                  D9 
I Could Blow through the ceiling. 
            A          D9                     Bm7                  A                   Bm7 
If I just turn and run, and it wears me out, it wears me out, it wears me out,  
         A 
it wears me out. 
A7M                   Bm7                         A                            Bm7 
If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time, all  
    A                                     Bm7                  A       
the time.