Intro: F#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7B
Brown shoes don't make it
F#m7BF#m7B
Brown shoes don't make it
F#m7BF#m7B
Quit school, why fake it
F#m7BF#m7B
Brown shoes don't make it
C
TV dinner by the pool
C#
Watch your brother grow a beard
C
Got another year of school
A#
You're OK, he's too weird
AA
Be a plumber He's a bummer
AA
He's a bummer every summer
EmF#mGABmC#m
Be a loy-al plas-tic ro-bot
DEAF#mEF#m
For a world that does-n't care
A#6
Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
Intro: F#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7BF#m7B
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
F#m7BF#m7B
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
F#m7B
Do your job, and do it right
F#m7B
Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
F#m7B
Do you love it, do you hate it?
F#m7BF#m7
There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)
Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig
BC#A world of secret hungers,
BC#
Perverting the men who make your laws
BC#
Every desire is hidden away,
C#B Fm7add5 C#6/9 F#maj7 Fm7add5
In a drawer, in a desk,
Bmaj7C#maj7D#FF#maj7D#F#
By a Nau-ga-hyde chair
G
On a rug where they walk and drool
G
Past the girls in the office
The 12 piece string ensemble plays here, I couldn't make out any chords and the
Frank Zappa Songbook has none for this part either.
back to 4/4 time sig
N.C
(throte clearing sounds)
N.C
You see in the back, of the cynical mind
N.C
The dream of a girl about thirteen
N.C
Off with her clothes and into a bed,
N.C
Where she tickles his fancy all night long
(all 8ths)
N.CDDCBAGAB
His wife's attending an orchid show
(can do the above but a screaming sound is played here)
She squealed for a week to get him to go
N.C
But back in the bed his teenage Queen
Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
Baby! Baby!
Baby! Baby!
CDm
And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes!
EmFGFEm
She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose, But
EmCDm
He cannot be fooled, Old City Hall Fred,
CA#CD9E9
She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed!
Cmaj7C/EmDm7D#/A#
Do it a-gain, and do it some more!
Cmaj7 Em6(sus D#)DmAm7
That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure!
Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty
GDmFEmDmC
She's a dirty young mind. Cor-rupt-ed, cor-rod-ed
GDmFEmDmC
Well she's thir-teen to-day, And I hear she gets load-ed
(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds)
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
A#AG#G7
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
C7F7A#C#dimF7
And strap her on again, Oh ba-by!
A#AG#7G7
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup,
C7F7
And strap her on again!
A#A#7
She's a Teenage Baby, and she turns me on,
D#
I'd like to make Her do a nasty
F#7
On the White House Lawn!
A#AG#G7
Going to smother that daugh-ter in chocolate syrup,
C7F7A#
And boogie till the cows come home!
N.C
Time to go home, Madge is on the phone
N.C
Gotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys
N.C
TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school
CA#G#
Life is such a ball
F#DCAm9
I run the world from Ci-ty Hall
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.